tied to a chare

so there i was, out delivering pizzas wen sum old guy knocked me out. wen i woke up i was tied to a chare. after a while he put me in a deep dirt hole. he lowered down a basket with lotion in it. he said ''it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again''. so i put it on and he started kissing a dog. Finlay the cops showed up at his house. his name was Buffalo bob. wen the entered the home i yelled ''it puts the slappy in the hole''. then i was free.